What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.