How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.