How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin