How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach