How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

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Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.