Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.