Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.