Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

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A crying saucer.

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What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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Because all the good ones Argon.

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What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.