What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react