What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas