What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!