How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

What do you call an elderly person from Spain?

Senor citizen.