How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.