Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

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You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.