A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
A: A first-aid kit!
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Never mind...it's tearable
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
The cue tip.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
meow.
