Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.