How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.