How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.