How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !