How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?