How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.