What do you call a drink with problems?

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.