What do you call a drink with problems?

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.