What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

30 Day Jokes More 30 Day Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.