How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose