How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.