How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

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