How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"