Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing