Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing