Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing