Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing