Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers