Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.