What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What do paper towels call their family?

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What do paper towels call their family?

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