What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you call a monkey terrorist?

A Baboom!

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.