What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.