What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.