Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.