Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.