Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy