How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls?

Garbage gets picked up.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything