How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

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What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls?

Garbage gets picked up.