How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls?

Garbage gets picked up.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything