How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls?

Garbage gets picked up.