How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls?

Garbage gets picked up.