How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.