None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
The answer may shock you.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
None cuz it's already lit af
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
Suh Dude