How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Which do you light first?

The match

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.