How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.