What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!