What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!