What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.