What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!