What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.