What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure