What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What was your name?

It's Siv" I know lmao hi5s other judge

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure