What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin