What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance