What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!