What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.