What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.