What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training