What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.