What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.