What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!