What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

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What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.