What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!