What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.