What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Whats 1+0?

Babies