Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.