Archeologist Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

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Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

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