What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.