What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)