Leave my presents
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He felt his presents.
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
sleigh-er
Cos it's tear-able.
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
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Slanta Claus.
He was knotty.
Pasts
They chia'd.
You can sense his presents.
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
He was very knotty.
Darth: I have felt your presents
I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents
Kohl's.
Census presents for Christmas !
You can feel his presents ...
Because he was knotty.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
An elf driving car
he raps his presents
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Santa isn't real.
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
He had been illumi-naughty
Crip Cringle.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Santa Jaws !
Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Another present!
Slayer.
Gee, I'll never part with it!
on his shellphone
I don't have any friends.
Waiting for a bus.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
He gets claustrophobic!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Because you know he's guilty
To do long sentences !
Kid: "Sorry," I think
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
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