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Census presents for Christmas !

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.