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Census presents for Christmas !

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car