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Census presents for Christmas !

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.