How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.