How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.