Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"