Inhaler Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.