Inhaler Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.