Inhaler Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!