Vlad Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.