What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.