What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.