What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!