What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.