What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!