What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.