What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!