What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Previous Random Joke Next
American Jokes More American Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza