Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Extra Leg Jokes More Extra Leg Jokes

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.