Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Extra Leg Jokes More Extra Leg Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..