Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Extra Leg Jokes More Extra Leg Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..