Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Extra Leg Jokes More Extra Leg Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..