How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..