How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude