How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

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What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.