How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil