How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.