Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
The barking lot.
An octopuss !
they listen to podcats.
A dogtor.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
They have a Bobba Fetish
because K-10 is for cats.