What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.