What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because they were missing a beet.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Nothing, dogs can't speak.
Yard stick.
The pope died a virgin
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
A flat mate.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Nailed it.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
