What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.