What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran