Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !