Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!