Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !