Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.