Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.