Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig