Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
A retail store.
To the retail store!
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Roll a penny down a hill.
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Marry her.
A hog hog.
