Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!