Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.