Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!