Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!