Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.