What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.