What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"