Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!