What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo