Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.