Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

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TWIGERING

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.