Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

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What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.