Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Heroine Addict Jokes More Heroine Addict Jokes

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.