Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!