What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

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Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.